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motherchucker9
25 July 2012 @ 07:05 pm
Duuuuuuuuuuuude. I've missed my Livejournal. Like, a lot. Bringin' it back. I don't even know where to begin O.O
 
 
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motherchucker9
17 May 2011 @ 07:35 pm

Rating: M
Pairing: Edward/Bella
Universe: AH
Summary: Fratward seems to care only about the three B's: booze, brothers, and bitches. Could a newly introduced 'B' change his fratstar ways or will he hold his ground for the sake of Republicans, old money, and his highly honorable kegstand record?
 
 
motherchucker9
22 May 2010 @ 04:17 pm
 so i had the most FABULOUS time in the big apple. it was bitchin'. i met brittany from glee. wahooooooo. here are some pictures from my trip (and i'm totally braggin' right now lol) :





     
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motherchucker9
27 April 2010 @ 10:13 pm
thanks to mkystich ! :)
 
 
motherchucker9
26 April 2010 @ 04:55 pm
omg~  
i kinda sorta need to find a masquerade mask that
will go with this..

help a bitch out? ;)

CHECK OUT DAT BODDD;)Collapse )
 
 
 
motherchucker9
25 April 2010 @ 05:00 pm


i'M FUCKiN' KE$HA, BiTCH!
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motherchucker9
16 March 2010 @ 06:37 pm
 i started a blog. with my poetry. READ. and encourage others to read!

AND GIVE ME FEEDBACK.
that is all:)


click here for blog;)
 
 
Current Music: Little Bit - Lykke Li
 
 
motherchucker9
16 January 2010 @ 04:24 pm
 i have absolutely no idea what i want to do with my life. my major is still undecided. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO IN MY LIFE?!

i really have no fucking clue what i want to pursue as a career.

i'm not really good at very many things...

options:
-professional drinker
-pro partier (party-er? sp? ha; see above)
-bump and grinder
-SEXUAL DEVIANT


ding ding ding. i think the last one wins.
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Current Music: Houstatlantavegas - Drake
 
 
motherchucker9
04 January 2010 @ 06:46 pm
so i decided i should start blogging. as, this is a livejournal.. haha. if you haven't already checked out this awesome website, go look at http://www.fictionators.com. sign up for the emails too. believe me, it's worth it;) oh and twicebitten and i are featured on there for this week. wooot:)

alright so i am SO FUCKING HAPPY. wanna know why? let me explain.

a) i got one of those fucking amazing victoria's secret bras. IT REALLY DOES PUSH MY BOOBS UP TO MAKE THEM LOOK TWO SIZES BIGGER. omg yayz~*. baha. but seriously, yay tits!

b) SECRET LIFE IS ON TONIGHT. bahahha. that show is so awful. addicting as well.. i'm super pumped for the terrible acting. i saw grace and ben kiss in the preview.. dun dun dun. i really want ricky and amy to be together but.. i think they're pulling a "chuck and blair." stupid ass cunt writers... oh and i have a feeling antonio survived cancer and will be making an appearance.. 'OH ANTONIO! I LOVED YOU ANTONIO! YOU ARE MY ONE AND ONLY' (trashy spanish accent). thankyouuu adrianne.

and with that.. i have a fucking audition tomorrow for a musical called Honk! wish me luck guys.. ;)
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Current Music: new vampire weekend cd:)